When life sucks, put your fucking cock in life’s ready mouth then jizz all over life’s whore face. — probably Confucius???
Wow not only did I get dumped while in the psych ward, but I was also FIRED! AHHAHAHAHAA WOO DOGGIE IM GONNA JUMP OUT A WINDOW okay not really but I’m angry and sad and asdljfhflk
#selfie without glasses. Man, I miss contacts. Maybe I can get them again when I’m not dirt poor.
jeff b davis
jeff b quick
jeff jump over the pringles dick
Mulraine is going to be so pissed.
anyone noticing a trend?
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
I’M BACK IN a bathroom and wow I really need to clean that mirror. Oh, and I dyed my hair back to black. #selfie
when boys smile, i die
reblog if your url is your name in real life
(Source: sacred-profane, via pizza)
shippers that respect actors (◕‿◕✿)
shippers that respect who the actors are dating (◕‿◕✿)
shippers that aren’t douche bags (◕‿◕✿)
get a spoon
there are two types of lyric websites
(Source: goodnumberone, via tomhiddleston-tho)